Badly. I think I've just about got it covered.
I've poured hot water into a mug with no tea bag. (The tea bag has to go in first.)
I've poured water from a kettle that hasn't been switched on into a mug with a tea bag.
I've discovered on removing the tea bag I'd put two in the mug.
I've left it to brew for so long and forgotten about it it's stone cold. (Didn't waste it though, made a fruit tea loaf.)
Brewed it, put milk in, put it on the coffee table, fell asleep...
Yup, making a cup of tea badly is my forte.
Or, perhaps it's because I'm nearly forty! (Did you see that?)
PS. Oh, and another.
This morning I had a little ironing left to do, so I topped up the steam iron from the near-empty kettle. Imagine my horror when, a few minutes later, I hear the kettle (I iron in the lounge) coming to the boil. Arrgh! It's empty! It'll trip the electric! I charge into the kitchen, just as the kettle comes to the boil and find my mug, ready with tea bag, next to it.
Talk about short term memory loss, it only took ten seconds and it was whoosh, gone!
Hey ho. Roll on 26th May, then I'll have a good excuse!